• Me: I just watched We Need to Talk About Kevin.
  • Lindsey: What's that?
  • Me: That Tilda Swinton movie.
  • With John C. Reilly.
  • And they make an Asian baby.
  • Lindsey: What!?!?!?
  • Me: That kills people.
  • Lindsey: WHAT!?!?!?!
  • Any good?
  • Me: Apparently he's not "really Asian," according to Mark.