February 2012
16 posts
Gotye :: “Eyes Wide Open”
My Favorite...
January 2012
17 posts
Silly Jimmy
But the President isn’t in a wheelchair…
What NOT to say on a first date (apparently)
Him: Were you an accident prone child?
Me: I don’t think I was any more accident prone than most children. Went to the ER for slamming my thumb in a door. You know, usual stuff. What about you?
Him: Not really. I was pretty careful growing up. But I think the fact that you only went to the ER once is pretty good!
Me: Oh wait. On my fourth birthday I was playing in the neighbor’s...
They Never Really Talk About Kevin
Me: I just watched We Need to Talk About Kevin.
Lindsey: What's that?
Me: That Tilda Swinton movie.
With John C. Reilly.
And they make an Asian baby.
Lindsey: What!?!?!?
Me: That kills people.
Lindsey: WHAT!?!?!?!
Any good?
Me: Apparently he's not "really Asian," according to Mark.
Not okay.
Dear Christian Louboutin,
You are not allowed to sell shoes that retail, on average, for $1,200 and also have this on your web site:
Thank you,
Marf.
December 2011
13 posts
True Romance
Overheard at Union Square Greenmarket:
Him: Meet back here at one? Love you.
Her: Okay, love you.
Him: Bye.
Her: You can’t say “I love you” back!?
Him: I already fucking said it. You never fucking listen to me!
(He did already say it…)
November 2011
10 posts
Pros and Cons of an iPod on Shuffle
Pros
The Beatles - Girl
Tom Waits - Way Down in the Hole
Loretta Lynn - Fist City
Jeff Buckley - Lover You Should’ve Come Over
Cons
TLC - Diggin’ on You
Destiny’s Child - Bills, Bills, Bills
Boyz II Men - On Bended Knee
No Doubt - Sunday Morning
JK! All Pros!!!!!1!!
